(Source: thebarbell)
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
(via peacetimeresistance)
“Let me show you the spectre that haunts Europe.”
I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years
each note is another year i will be laughing at this
(Source: dirkstridersbraces, via brilliantinemortality)
“That’s what you’re thinking. “What does he want to hear?” The truth, Helen, is always the right answer.”
(Source: bickle)
I need to go to Rome to preserve my sanity.